• Quick, there’s no time to explain…
  • Bro, you look so handsome…
  • Why I’m passing my history class…
  • You’re hired…
  • Irony at its finest…
  • Woop, Woop! That’s the sound of tha police!
  • When people pour my cereal…
  • How I killed the spider
  • And a one, and a two…
  • You’re different but I like you
  • How I feel when I find money in my pants’ pockets
  • Politically correct