• Not drunk…
  • Can’t wait…
  • If Star Wars was an ’80s school flick…
  • Have faith in the cookie…
  • That’s OK, I wasn’t planning on sleeping anyway…
  • Finishing a paper at 5 in the morning…
  • Humanized Timon and Pumbaa
  • Panic at the disco
  • When a totally random person insults someone you hate…
  • After every exam…
  • It hasn’t been proven
  • LimoZebra