• Ask me about my shirt…
  • Get Down!
  • Everything was going fine until…
  • Badass Popeye…
  • Scary Obama…
  • Photobomb in the rain…
  • Sorry, your honor…
  • 82 years and 9 months
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • Afroman
  • Here’s an old picture of you
  • What’s got just one thumb but is still pretty awesome? This sky!