• Your tattoo describes your personality…
  • Iguana Haircut…
  • It’s safe to say cats are jerks…
  • What I see when I look at the Adidas logo…
  • Going to need a new liver…
  • Having a dinosaur roommate sucks
  • If you lift his tail, you’ll be sorry
  • Texting while driving
  • Indeed, Daily Show, indeed…
  • Light bulb
  • Unconditional Love
  • The architect had a great idea