• Kids will never know…
  • I don’t wanna!
  • My parents think they’re funny…
  • Unsolved mystery of my childhood…
  • Why you should keep stuff in your jeans…
  • Perfect Lips…
  • An iPhone that supports flash
  • People on Google today…
  • When people think I’m ‘special’…
  • Will my turtle what?
  • I’ve already failed…
  • Touche, Dad. Touche…