• How I pictured this scene written in The Lord of the Rings…
  • Tanning…
  • Things that can change a woman’s mood…
  • Every single morning…
  • Garf-eel…
  • When I wake up in the middle of the night…
  • Motivational Alarm
  • Sad Burger King
  • Genius strategy
  • When English won’t work…
  • Forever a hand
  • Every time I see an ad for my local news…