• Geek out…
  • My job is finished…
  • Now it’s fixed…
  • Asking her out…
  • Worse than Voldemort…
  • He is real…
  • No, wait…
  • When someone asks if I’m single…
  • Buying alcohol
  • If you watch Black Swan backwards…
  • In Soviet Russia, model photographs you
  • Where… am I? Whoa…what is this?