• One does not simply tease the Willis…
  • When you want to slap someone…
  • You know you have bad luck when…
  • Damn spiders…
  • Who says you can’t sleep comfortably on the subway?
  • There’s no escaping my noms
  • We can all be friends
  • Every time I see a Lexus commercial…
  • Public transportation
  • Louisiana, the only place where sometimes you have to swim to get to the swimming pool
  • Deer bath
  • One of these two cats is guilty