• The worst thing you can hear at a concert…
  • Can’t hug every cat…
  • Most inappropriate TV ad ever…
  • Go grandma!
  • Important note to self…
  • Ninety-Nine Problems
  • He just wants to meet a girl…
  • Almost there…
  • I shouldn’t be alive
  • When I sit down on a warm toilet seat…
  • Cutting board app
  • Velcro