• Female body types…
  • How it feels going back to school…
  • When I send a long text message and I get a one-word reply back
  • Just two owls
  • Meanwhile at work…
  • I just don’t know anymore
  • Ancient typo
  • Peculiar bridge
  • The two most common first world problems
  • Discussing with women
  • No one’s ever going to believe you
  • Let’s go to my room