• How you know you’re in college…
  • Trolling yourself…
  • Must. Be mine. Now.
  • Twin crocodiles hatching from the same egg…
  • I swallowed two pieces of string…
  • How about my butt?
  • This is what I call a class
  • How I react when an attractive girl flirts with me…
  • The color of your eyes
  • If I drink Fanta…
  • The bus will be on time
  • A plastic surgeon’s business card