• 9.69 seconds…
  • Sorry, I can’t…
  • It’s hot outside…
  • Hey Apple…
  • Talk about patience for a joke…
  • It’s an order…
  • How my mom sees Mother’s Day…
  • What if birds don’t sing…
  • Some people just want to see the world burn
  • Oh God, my brain is producing noise to go with this…
  • Time Passes
  • Trolling the haters