• He can pretty much say anything…
  • Three days old, sleeping like a boss…
  • Important note to self…
  • Tweet your name with no vowels…
  • Blink if you want me
  • I’m not old…
  • Just take my whole wallet…
  • Oreo sunglasses
  • Worst first world problem
  • Little ball of fur
  • What you did there, the roof sees it
  • Truck driver finds a penny