• That was a close call…
  • Email addresses it would be really annoying to give out over the phone
  • Disney animals in real life…
  • When my brother is in the shower…
  • You know you’re old…
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • The smartest dog on the planet
  • Kill it before it lays eggs…
  • Good luck, bro…
  • Pocket kitty
  • Irritating ex’s
  • 8-bit House MD