• The price of bacon…
  • I miss high school…
  • Benefits of being a fish
  • When it’s time to go to bed…
  • Why I dislike fall…
  • You know you drank too much…
  • Every freaking time
  • Be careful what you wish for, bro…
  • When I’m singing a song…
  • Obama on Republicans
  • Renaissance Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • One of those relationships based on true love