• How cats stay warm in the winter…
  • The amount of sugar in your drink
  • Remember that time…
  • When a cute person says you’re cute…
  • When metal starts playing…
  • Scumbag Stomach
  • The least you can do…
  • When I’m leaving work and a co-worker tries to talk to me…
  • Pure sweetness
  • What my life has been like since I bought a suit…
  • Have you?
  • Dads are not the best at helping you make customes