• Why the Moon can’t be a Jedi Knight…
  • God has no favorites…
  • People who say ‘literally’…
  • Foolproof way to tell if they’re inside-out…
  • This is heaven…
  • Meet my new friend…
  • Phineas and Ferb
  • Every time I try to sleep…
  • Johnny Depp is on the market again…
  • When girls get angry…
  • Our baby looks black
  • English Pirate mode