• If I ever dated Taylor Swift…
  • Snow Globe
  • Dragon guitar
  • Not sure if getting older…
  • It can’t be that hard to understand…
  • My wife is leaving me…
  • Yeah, flu season…
  • A lion made of tires
  • The most pathetic reaction in horror movie history
  • I never miss the Spanish weather forecast
  • Laser guided kitty
  • Mommy, how did I get here?
  1. A Wife

    4:49 pm

    I don’t understand what’s confusing about this. ;-)

  2. crackle

    8:49 am

    That’s right sweetie, thats a thing and thats a thing, *pat, pat*

    now be a dear and get me a beer.