• There’s no intelligent life…
  • Every time I go to the gym…
  • Awkward silence detected
  • Twilight Logic
  • Girls will understand…
  • You got in trouble?
  • Fire dragon
  • What kind of strange sorcery is this?
  • The teacher’s face when a girl said New Mexico is in South America…
  • Book’s tree
  • Text and drive scare tactic
  • M or F?
  1. Lauren

    11:10 pm

    Cooking two eggs would be better, since there’s two pieces of toast there.

  2. Marcia

    1:35 am

    Actually I think it’s an English muffin and I think they’re making a breakfast sandwich, like the one on the plate…

  3. Jenny

    1:36 am

    Those are english muffins, and it’s meant for a sandwich. See that egg sandwich on the plate back there?