• Well that was easy…
  • Invasive Roach
  • Scumbag blackbird
  • Stay in her blindspot
  • Matthew McConaughey can’t stand up by himself
  • Choose your weapon
  • Things that don’t freeze
  • When someone talks about the person you like…
  • Ohhhh, now I understand the joke…
  • Work smart, not hard
  • And she’s 47…
  • What my wife means when she says “the thing”