• One job. You had one job…
  • Maybe the apocalypse wasn’t a bad idea…
  • Birthday at work…
  • Show it to me…
  • Some girls…
  • The queen of first world problems…
  • Baby platypuses
  • Prayer logic
  • When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit send…
  • Head massage
  • Hold it… hold it!
  • We all know who didn’t kill Bin Laden