• Things I care about…
  • You are not a nerd…
  • How I lost my girlfriend…
  • Dayum vintage lady…
  • How to be polite…
  • Happy birthday
  • Whenever my girlfriend says her dad is coming home…
  • Face it…
  • Purple-crowned fairy wrens
  • Donut seeds
  • A conversation with your dentist
  • Suspicious quotation marks