• With all due respect…
  • If Apple made a car…
  • How to tell when nobody cares about you…
  • Simple ways to make your food taste awesome…
  • Take a horse…
  • I’m as surprised as you are human…
  • You came to the wrong neighborhood…
  • Flip fail
  • Uh Doctor, your thumbtack fell out…
  • Soon…well…kinda
  • Reverse haircut
  • You know it’s hot…