• What am I doing here…
  • Oh, you know…
  • Faith in humanity not yet lost…
  • Karma explained
  • How I learned to mind my own business
  • Is that you Brian?
  • Okay…
  • You’ve been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life…
  • I see you’re still alive…
  • They told me I could be anything
  • Shower effort
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife