• Sorry kids…
  • After I write a long text message…
  • Metric System Vandalism…
  • Worst. Superhero. Ever.
  • Medical joke
  • It’s coming…
  • Ryan Gosling + Steve Buscemi equals…
  • Sofa king
  • So you’re saying there’s a chance?
  • The small blue ball is all the earth’s salt water & the even smaller blue ball is all the earth’s fresh water
  • Where’s my money?
  • Explain it!