• I might have forgotten something…
  • Oh, is that so?
  • There was fresh catnip at the farmer’s market…
  • The fall movie season is really heating up…
  • When I was your age…
  • Cyber bullying
  • Mind = blown: penguins have knees
  • Celebrities that look like mattresses
  • Honey, I’m just as surprised as you are…
  • Definition of ‘oh crap!’
  • Sincerely, nice guys
  • Is it just me?