• Kids are quick…
  • Not turning my clock back…
  • NYC just lost power. The empire stands alone.
  • Difficult choice…
  • When you receive a random text from someone named Robin…
  • Everyday…
  • Evil pigeon
  • Furballs of Fluffiness
  • I love this job!
  • My spoon is too big
  • Every time I sweep the floor
  • This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME