• The most genius app ever created: Text while you walk…
  • More fun than all of you combined…
  • Drinking like a boss…
  • We have to fix it…
  • My new charger confuses everyone…
  • Nerds vs. Geeks
  • When I feel like being alone…
  • Glow in the dark tattoo
  • Dear creators of the Internet…
  • Dream pool
  • Stop moving and let me eat you…
  • If your mind is clean, you’ll only see a hot dog stand