• Not even once, Optimus…
  • Now is not the time…
  • Some people restore hope in humanity…
  • Duct tape
  • Let’s go my friend
  • Five-second rule
  • My reaction whenever I read a 12 year old girl’s Facebook wall…
  • Mmmm yes, quite.
  • As a kid there was no one I hated quite as much as this…
  • Cruelest joke ever played on man
  • OK, time to carry me…
  • Microwave definition