• Michael Phelps as a Merman…
  • Just three more days…
  • The only thing…
  • Suspicious chihuahua…
  • Fat creepy dude kept staring at me…
  • Cats and their logic…
  • Dollar for dollar…
  • The worst time to get arrested
  • Krang belly
  • Me before any given job interview
  • How I know the race barrier is being broken…
  • Real-life jobs that use algebra