• I don’t trust joggers…
  • Phone, go home…
  • Why vegetables are sad…
  • The only proper way to watch Inception
  • How are you driving?
  • Hypnic jerk
  • How coworkers react when you tell them that you’re getting sick
  • Do you have protection?
  • How I felt when I met my girlfriend’s parents…
  • Just walking the polar bears
  • Sunrise reflected in a bubble
  • Things got weird