• I’m not breaking any rules…
  • It’s smaller than you…
  • There are times when you need to call Spock…
  • Italian Boromir
  • Owning your ex
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • Whenever someone calls me ugly…
  • What Twilight is really about
  • 2D face girl
  • Cardboard bedroom set
  • Mandarin Ducks
  • Pineapple Express