• Green Martians…
  • When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • Some people can restore your faith in humanity…
  • Can’t a guy just get his handsome on?
  • Enter horse name…
  • Overpowered Batman
  • Love cycle
  • Radiator
  • The only reason I keep everyone’s number…
  • That is a sufficient name
  • You know what? Screw you!
  • There is life beyond cell phones