• I don’t trust joggers…
  • Jersey Shore is cancelled…
  • The world hates you
  • The worst type of person…
  • Crime in Australia is getting out of control…
  • The nation we live in…
  • Just chillin’, move along…
  • Admit it…
  • The Creative Adult
  • I’m just gonna squeeze in right here…
  • Money-Shredding Alarm Clock
  • Reward: Lost iPod