• The coolest watch…
  • I must fly…
  • Probably the best hoodie ever
  • Whatever…
  • Every time I see something related to The Avengers…
  • Next weekend
  • Damn it, I’m fat…
  • Browsing the Internet at work…
  • Who else does this?
  • Could this day possibly get any worse? Oh…
  • In a relationship
  • A common iPhone occurrence