• The problem…
  • Clocks out of vinyl records…
  • Oh my god Aragorn…
  • At some point, everyone has writer’s block…
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • This is why I’m single…
  • Cthulhu ski mask
  • How I feel about babies…
  • Bad dog!
  • My money, take it now!
  • Sometimes philosophy sucks
  • When your teacher says get out…