• We are too fabulous for that ball!
  • Well that’s kind of true…
  • It’s OK, I can fix this…
  • The best things in life are free
  • Sorry little buddy…
  • Nested knives
  • My reaction when I tried L’oreal no more tears shampoo…
  • Don’t go!
  • Better than none
  • Sick and tired of all the Chuck Norris jokes…
  • The difference between women and men
  • Baby seal doesn’t know what you’re talking about