• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Goodbye America…
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • The world’s angriest-looking cat…
  • Dog answers the door…
  • Find the opposite words…
  • The 1938 Phantom Corsair
  • Sir, you’re doing it right…
  • The reason I’m fat…
  • Border patrol
  • Is that a Justin Bieber song?
  • She is a woman after all