• My friend changed all my contact names…
  • Hamster Minaj
  • NYC is so empty…
  • The wench of small stature…
  • No, seriously. Promise.
  • T-Rex Hug
  • Guess what daddy got you…
  • Halloween Zombie Tights
  • I was gonna tell a joke…
  • What happens when I play PS2 and PS3
  • Knock Knock!
  • Opposite Day