• Everything I’ve Known Is a Lie…
  • How to deal with douchebags…
  • You read my mind…
  • Not again Tyrone…
  • When you want to slap someone…
  • During all my education…
  • When I was a little kid…
  • Cats make cool noises before they barf
  • When I make rice…
  • What I look like when a hot girl tells a bad joke…
  • The definition of “trouble”
  • DRINK THE TEA