• Pinnochio, you clever bastard…
  • How do I turn it off?
  • Under the mistletoe…
  • Leisure Interruption
  • Sir, do you have a moment?
  • Baby oil…
  • Glow in the dark spray paint
  • Happy dog is happy!
  • Sincerely, Girls.
  • Inventor of time travel
  • Haters…
  • People on Facebook, why do you do this?