• No time for lines…
  • Following internet recipes…
  • What did you say to me?
  • Good luck buddy…
  • When someone asks me for money…
  • How to smuggle a dog into the airport
  • Yeah, sure…
  • Mommy, is that you?
  • Anderson Cooper being a badass
  • The aliens are coming
  • Texting the ex-girlfriend
  • A sniper rifle shooting a line of eggs