• You mean I just squeeze the Nutella into my mouth?
  • When I fight with my girlfriend over text…
  • This morning in Germany…
  • Chicago teachers protesting went too far…
  • Dear old friend…
  • Tired pets
  • Acronyms
  • If you watch Black Swan backwards…
  • Notepad business card
  • I got 99 cookies…
  • I’ve been shot…
  • Why is this not standard?