• Just Like Ancient Egypt…
  • Guess who has a new crayon?
  • Screw clowns.
  • Smile bigger…
  • U funny…
  • When I send a long text message and I get a one-word reply back
  • How I eat fries
  • The future is going to be interesting
  • Bad idea
  • Your chances
  • Scumbag Santa
  • You’re like a drug to me