• The coffee machine is out of order…
  • I learn more from the Internet than I do school…
  • My roommate just left me this…
  • Person, grab my mouse!
  • The day will come…
  • Stop being calm…
  • I think I found one of the Angry Birds
  • Whenever I buy a new cell phone…
  • Something I’ve always wanted to do…
  • Let me tell you a story…
  • I’ve already failed…
  • What you lookin’ at?