• Just give it to me straight…
  • It’s my birthday!
  • Expecto Petroleum!
  • I’m ready, tell me a story
  • The real reason dentists have money
  • Nyan Cat Eyes
  • I’m not funny
  • SpongeBob is home
  • Angry Birds. Not as fun in real life.
  • Fine, I’m sorry…
  • I love everybody
  • Some perspective