• I bought a dog once…
  • Why you should always wear a banana suit…
  • I’m a vegetarian…
  • Being popular on Facebook…
  • Happy birthday mom…
  • How to identify a vegan…
  • ‘Cuz it ain’t no lie…
  • Diet spoon
  • I’m gonna tell your mom
  • What I like about the English language…
  • Take that away and what are you?
  • I look like Barack Obama…