• Awkward dinner…
  • Call Schrodinger! I solved the paradox…
  • Stop it, mosquitoes…
  • Some will get it…
  • How I sleep every night
  • Squarepants Magic
  • Fortune cookies
  • The main differences
  • Renaissance Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Sleeping with my girlfriend
  • Why doesn’t this exist yet?
  • Chipotle literature