• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Okay now what?
  • When I have kids…
  • Why did you do this to me?
  • Bad kitty, wait what?
  • A man’s wise words
  • Shoe repair
  • I really miss it
  • Classy move…
  • Knock it off, Jesus!
  • Small, medium, large
  • Can I have some food please?