• It’s dangerous…
  • Guys, I’m inbred!
  • Do you have a minute…
  • Scumbag Apple Maps
  • Reality vs. Art
  • Everytime I’m asked if I’m ready to go…
  • A million tiny little wizards
  • Dear Face Wash Commercials…
  • Arnold and Stallone get shoulder surgeries together
  • Things to do after I finish exams
  • New message at 4 a.m.
  • A vintage photo of a lady in a bathing suit