• How many kids do you have?
  • Please fix my photo…
  • I swallowed two pieces of string…
  • Dear McDonald’s cashier…
  • I never asked for this…
  • I’m over it
  • Batsong
  • Mozart vs. Skrillex
  • Twins or what?
  • A big difference
  • Wingman of the year
  • Joe doesn’t have AIDS.