• Congrats, you made it…
  • Thanks for petting me…
  • The best t-shirt ever made…
  • Literally living on the edge…
  • Your typical delivery driver…
  • They told us we could become anything…
  • Try this…
  • Your status sucks
  • Learn it
  • The higher the number, the greater the fun
  • Diapers & Politicians
  • Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot